But some twist of fate has me waking up at 7:22AM, wide eyed and fully awake.

Thank you Redbull (ala Jagger Bomb and Cactus Cooler Bomb)! For some reason, every time I drink it and go to sleep, I wake up really well and fully alert. I used to do it right before midterms to ensure I'd be ready to mingle. Weird how that works huh?