Bad Hair Life

It's early in the morning and I don't know why I would wake up early on a day I have nothing (but FUN!) planned but I saw this during my morning website read

The first thing I immediately thought was... "that could have been my hair freshman year Mr. Lambert." Minus the, is that coloring? The second thing I thought was... "if he can have my hair, how come I can't do crazy things to mine like he always does to his?"

But instead, as my hair person says "Sorry dude, you're stuck with one hairstyle. Thick straight hair kind of sucks on asian boys"

It's too early for me to be coherent. but don't worry, I'm getting a haircut tomorrow